warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

ofsherlock:

grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

veritasunae:

helioscentrifuge:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home


OH MY GOD I DIDNT SEE IT AT FIRST AND NOW I SEE IT

> put a diamond

veritasunae:

helioscentrifuge:

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

OH MY GOD I DIDNT SEE IT AT FIRST AND NOW I SEE IT

> put a diamond

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vinebox:

lmao “I wish”

sniffing:

me trying to participate in sports

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

bigpaynos:

g-asp:

White girls

what the fuck are you talking about “white girls” she’s 100% right take your misogynistic bullshit out of here

vinebox:

Leggo

harrystylesdildo:

When your roommate uses a Lady Gaga song as an alarm clock

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girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
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vinebox:

People so fake

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Anonymous: is sandslash your favorite pokemon or is ground just your favorite type?

Sandslash is one of my favorite pokemon but it is not my like all time favorite. I just got pretty attached to my sandslash in soulsilver when i was replaying it recently and decided to add it to my blog. Also, my favorite type is actually water, haha

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING

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