this pic is 2 years old and i still never found a girlfriend
gee i wonder why…
i didn’t come to this website to be criticized by a my little pony blog
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
it would have been so funny if she threw it in your face
i saw this vine last night and laughed so hard that i choked and got a headache
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my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell you know what fuck this shit
a tragic story of a girls first time. An experience truly beautiful to all.
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."